- me: should i make a sarcastic comment or not
Sometimes I wish I was an octopus so I could slap eight people at once
“I love that you get cold when it’s 71 degrees out. I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich. I love that you get a little crinkle above your nose when you’re looking at me like I’m nuts. I love that after I spend the day with you, I can still smell your perfume on my clothes. And I love that you are the last person I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night. And it’s not because I’m lonely, and it’s not because it’s New Year’s Eve. I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.” —When Harry Met Sally (via wellrestedinsomniac)
- Girl: but if i have a boyfriend, and i kiss a girl, does that really count as cheating?
- Me: if i punch you in the face with my left fist, but i'm right-handed, does that really count as me punching you in the face